Best Way To Lose Weight

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Very funny spoof on the best way to lose weight: don't eat so much!

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  • Absolutely

    There is no doubt about the fact that the largest single factor associated with weight gain is portion size. If you are overweight you are almost certainly just plain eating too much.

    By Ric1 1151548192 Reply Spam [+12] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • actually

      My mom was a nurse for 18 years, and on a test she took (allowing her to work anywhere in the world) she discovered that the way you gain the most weight is not by fat, not by portion size, but how fast you eat!
      CHEW YOUR FOOD!!! I lost 30 pounds in gr6 when i did that

      By doctaword 1156553365 Reply Spam [+7] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • true

      thats because it takes 20 minutes for your brain too think... im getting fed enough, time too stop eating so much...

      By BadNeighbour 1157396903 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Soooo true!

      Most people that are obese dont try to do anything to really reduce their weight. They just belief miracle pills will help them. Get off the couch and start doing some exercise and stop eating so much. I dont say that you will look like a super model, but you will look better, trust me. Also watch my vids.

      By Bertuseng 1221531642 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • yeah

      poor bastards. i eat alot but i never gain weight. so motabolism has somthing to do with it

      By gibbs88 1157260496 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Yuppp!!!

      I agree dudde I eat as much as my whole family(4 fam..members) and I gain no wight whatsover no LIE!!!.....i eat more than a pig...

      By Kukuu 1212442118 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Remember

      Don't forget, the all important genetics; some people cannot help, but been prone to get fat when they're older naturally.
      If your parents were born fat, that you'll most likely find it easier to get fatter due to genetics.
      Although, admittingly; that is not always the case.
      Depends what side of the family you steal your genetics from :)

      Anyway, I just don't eat; then you don't get fat!
      Lol

      By james_parker 1221564934 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hilarious

    this videos great, they should play sarcastic videos like this on TV at meal times, just when everyones finished work and sitting down to dinner

    By Rossss 1158926942 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • it didnt work for me

    well, if i don't eat, my body absorbs food from the surrounding.
    last night i had no dinner, i woke up and my pillow was gone....

    By Combo basha 1158451073 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • how to keep your mouth shut

    Start taking vinegar pills (600mg)--3/day for one week--reduce to 2/day after. Get yourself on a daily regimen --fruits, veggies, supplements (such as stress-tabs). The vinegar pills will win out to reduce your "craving". It worked for me and saved a lot of $ on doctors and so-called reducing plans. The dopc's don't like it--vinegar causes a reduction of cholesterol and blood pressure ( a money condition). Been on it since 1993---and feel great and don't need viagra (am 63).

    By skoo 1151529248 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • MSG (monosodium glutamite)

      ...is number ONE KILLER in US!! U don't believe?!
      See what medical reaserch says (go 2 Google).

      By TO3A 1151629223 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • A bit radical, eh

      I don't think it's first, and the Asian countries America adopted it from such as Japan used it for decades before us. I don't think it's good for you, but no worse than eating so much. For me I'll stick to a salad, some grains, tofu/tempeh with some soy sauce, all organic, and with a jalepeno on the side. MMMMM perfecto. But I won't go nuts blaming MSG for my ill health.

      By blankface 1154681903 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Naah

    That diet,will never catch on.
    Just like aids will never go away.
    People,just like sertain things too much.

    By yooodik 1151474337 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ggvj

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE.2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY .SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!

    By watever62 1218169705 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • XXXX

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!

    By sentire 1217652500 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Very true!

    Great clip. 5 stars.

    By Videoclipsmia 1217022370 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • funny and true :)

    stop eating so much people! :)

    By designrobot 1216836779 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • plz dont read this

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!

    By fingerboarder10 1212476383 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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    By ashleymichaels90 1211565025 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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    By ashleymichaels90 1211564996 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • finally

    they found the solution!!

    By AbdulRButt 1211489739 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I naku!

    I guess I will quit eating!

    By Erica Asahan 1209935938 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • dont read this

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!

    By guidodp 1209087681 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ...in my cultural foods class

    We studied like 5 or so culters and their food intake. It seems that most countries are veggie and fruit based. also excercise has been known to greatly boost the immune system. I believe you could cure cancer based on how long some jews, muslims, japanese people live, simple by eating right. you are what you eat

    By rusty_stud 1206127145 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • That doean't look safe!

    There are many ways to lose weight safely and naturally without doing anything dangerous to your health and (most especially) without taking any pills.

    There is a great article here: http://www.yourhealthandbalance.com/lose-weight-naturally.html about losing weight safely and naturally and there is nothing for sale. Only great information.

    Check it out!

    By Gorler 1169771147 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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  • the real best way to lose weigt

    is to get off ur fat a88 and go run for 10 mins every day .

    By cowpatty 1159830333 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • www.eatlessfood.com

    www.eatlessfood.com

    By cantucan 1159721456 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • www.eatlessfood.com

    www.eatlessfood.com

    By cantucan 1159721292 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ewwwwwwwwww

    if my mother turned out like that i would scream!!!!!

    By funny bones 1157917671 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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    By klara23 1157245433 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ok

    ok!!!

    By 0801222 1157118451 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • yep

    its true

    By bcbird 1156292515 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • if thats da best way to lose wheight...

    then i should tell it to my friends mother.
    well maby she would die in hunger, but at least she isnt fat anymore!XD

    By izme 1156194347 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • cracks me up

    "stop eating too much"...incredibly hilarious!

    By sosmooth10 1154926691 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Since

    when did the world come in only black and white? Such an complexe matter as obesity, and this is the advice you get??

    By Linnea 1154203914 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • joke (n): An object of amusement or laug...

      um, it's funny, like a joke.. clearly you don't have them where you come from.
      for future reference, since your sense of humour must have been disposed of at birth, tip-offs that someone is making a joke include:
      *smiling - that facial expression where the corners of the mouth turn up
      *other people laughing when the person finishes speaking, or, in this case, a laugh track playing
      *introductions that include such words as "very funny", "spoof", and "parody".
      hope these help you in the future, and good luck.

      By ittybittybikkie 1154252331 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • I

      know this was a spoof, but seriously; there are people, a lot of people who actually think that this is true. That all obese people just eat too much.

      An very good example is if you search for "Fatty falls" in this site's searchbar. At the bottom of the comments there, you'll find what I'm talking about.

      I wish you a very nice day, and be assured that I'm smiling most of the day, and that my laugther is heard very often =)

      By Linnea 1154273486 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • But the fact remains the same

      And the fact is that the majority (not all) of overweight people are that way due to poor lifestyle choices. And I went to "Fatty falls" to see what you were talking about. All I can say is you were arguing with "bumhole" - his/her user name should say it all. Arguing with h/h is as pointless as a bowling bowl. His/her comments are not known for being "sensitive". Raed around.
      Sorry if you're one of the few, but if you can't laugh at yourself.....

      By -madhatter 1155926186 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • By the way..

      See what Cannibal Spirit wrote just below our comment's? ;P

      By Linnea 1154273585 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Just ignore comments like that

      Moderate them -1 and move along.
      People like that are only trying to get a rise (like bumhole succeeded in doing with you on fatty falls). It's not worth your time or frustration.
      Water off a duck's back. -1 and move along.

      By -madhatter 1155926560 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Its unhealthy

    it is super unhealthy to stop eating. if you just nalance your calorie intake and how active you are then youll be ok. i wieghed like 135 then i didnt eat really big portions and also i played soccer like everyday and i have friends come over to play some sport. and instead of driving every where walk there. not only would that help on losing wieght but it will also slow down global warming.

    By EmiBug06 1152651558 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Agreed

    Good for you skoo! Keeping a balanced regimen is totally the way to go. Also, finding happiness in what you do for a living helps - since leaving my former job, I have lost almost 40 pounds. Who knew being happy came with such benefits! Good add.

    By Trin 1152043216 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • NOW THAT IS THE WAY TO DO IT.

    i wonder if you can sell it as a product....haha

    By Trumpeta 1151885056 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • OMG

    That fat sucking machine was disgusting!!!

    By archer1 1151713524 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Funny....

    but true!

    By Reddy1 1151457273 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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    By ebmaste801 1166130060 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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    By klara23 1157245449 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ehhee

    Trust the americans to FINALY point out the obvious

    By yamifyer 1157171758 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • i wish

    she could eat my d***

    By Unt0uch4B!3. 1156124472 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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